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sploogemonkey

Someone stop me, quick!!!!!!!

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I've got about twenty 20round mags for my FAL that I'm about to pack with some 168 grain 7.62 ordnance and gleefrully dump every blessed, barrel smokin' round into my 600R. :p

Not since I walked out of divorce court from my insanely sociopathic ex wife have I been so excruciatingly close to breaking every single thing within my immediate vicinity. :busted::crazy::prof:

My bike is freaking possessed and defying all reasonably intelligent attempts to function properly. :cool::applause:

I need a gawddamm beer!

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I've got about twenty 20round mags for my FAL that I'm about to pack with some 168 grain 7.62 ordnance and gleefrully dump every blessed, barrel smokin' round into my 600R. :eek:

Not since I walked out of divorce court from my insanely sociopathic ex wife have I been so excruciatingly close to breaking every single thing within my immediate vicinity. :crazy::prof::p

My bike is freaking possessed and defying all reasonably intelligent attempts to function properly. :cool::applause:

I need a gawddamm beer!

I am only going to stop you to hand over my .500 S&W.:lol:

Here,:busted: ... Now what seems to be the issue?

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Splooge calm down dude.

Your bike is a machine, don't shoot it, but toubleshoot the bitch one step at a time. The bike is on your side. It's your friend. It wants to be with you.

It is logical, it's rational, it's stable, it's loyal, it's unselfish, it's everything your ex wasn't.

If you compare a motorcycle to a woman again, I'll fly over there, take you out back, and put you out of your misery.

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What's up with it?

In my experience fixing is the easy part. Figuring out what needs fixing can be the hard part.

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I've got about twenty 20round mags for my FAL that I'm about to pack with some 168 grain 7.62 ordnance and gleefrully dump every blessed, barrel smokin' round into my 600R. :p

Not since I walked out of divorce court from my insanely sociopathic ex wife have I been so excruciatingly close to breaking every single thing within my immediate vicinity. :busted::crazy::prof:

My bike is freaking possessed and defying all reasonably intelligent attempts to function properly. :cool::applause:

I need a gawddamm beer!

Come on sploogemonkey,tell us how you really feel. :eek:

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Splooge calm down dude.

Your bike is a machine, don't shoot it, but toubleshoot the bitch one step at a time. The bike is on your side. It's your friend. It wants to be with you.

It is logical, it's rational, it's stable, it's loyal, it's unselfish, it's everything your ex wasn't.

If you compare a motorcycle to a woman again, I'll fly over there, take you out back, and put you out of your misery.

:applause: at least you know that with enough time you will figure out what troubles your bike and you will remember that for when the next time it happens. with women...you think you figured it out only to learn you were a :cool: for thinking you had it figured out. drink the beer...hell, have three. then get back out there and rub her til she starts.

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Well I guess ol Splooge went off the deep end. He must be out back digging a shallow grave for the old pig.:cool:

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Wow. Such anger. I feel the same way about my ex, but my bike? Not. She can be a pig (bike not ex. Ex IS a pig) but it is usually me being the stupid one.

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In my experience fixing is the easy part. Figuring out what needs fixing can be the hard part.

that's pretty good philosophy.

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Okay, okay, cooler heads have prevailed.

I went to bed thinking about puppies, fields of daisies, butterflies, and me in a stadium full of double D's. I'm all better now and the world is right.

I believe I may have a method of attack to deter my bikes plan to reduce me to a Tourettes afflicted, cussing idiot.

So far my bike has succeeded at keeping all the neighbors from walking within throwing distance of my garage door, though. I never thought a 12mm wrench could dent a wooden fence across the street, go figure?

I just needed to blow off some steam. I'll be posting later whether I got it fixed or not.

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Okay, okay, cooler heads have prevailed.

I went to bed thinking about puppies, fields of daisies, butterflies, and me in a stadium full of double D's. I'm all better now and the world is right.

OK, the double D's :crazy::cool: could help calm me but that other stuff would make me want to kill someone.:prof:

So the question everyone wants an answer to is..."What's wrong with the bike anyway?":confused: :applause::busted:

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Yea, Passenger pegs and runnin on jet fuel

Hold on there dude I've got my own Ex ..I don't want anything to do with yours..:cool:

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Hold on there dude I've got my own Ex ..I don't want anything to do with yours..:busted:

:cool: Can't blame a guy for trying. But thats ok. She already leached onto someone elce.:applause:

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Okay, okay, cooler heads have prevailed

So far my bike has succeeded at keeping all the neighbors from walking within throwing distance of my garage door, though. I never thought a 12mm wrench could dent a wooden fence across the street, go figure?

Hi my name is Mick and I am a wrench thrower.

I have thrown a 19mm wrench through 2 sheets of plaster,from the garage through to the lounge room (bike related)

I have also slammed a car door so hard the window smashed (woman related)

I also believe I could hold the Australian record for throwing a twenty foot long aluminium irrigation pipe.

I am not proud of these efforts, I just know were you are coming from.

Sometimes a man just needs to vent:mad:

Anyone else care to admit they go off like that?

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I too "Put tools down with excessive force". I also have holes in my garage drywall. All the trash cans(35 gal. drums of gear oil) in my work bay are no longer anything resembling a cylinder.

:cool::worthy::applause::worthy::busted::worthy::crazy::worthy::prof::cheers::p:cheers::eek::p:lol::p

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How bout a 12" crecent in the door? or better yet just kick the living hell out of it and it will break!! TRUST ME i know. How bout you drive up to Victorville and roll with me to Vegas this weekend? Leaving for stateline tomorrow afternoon?

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