Sorry Off Subject But Yo Moma

[John_Lorenz]

Yo Mama's So Fat....when she was diagnosed with the flesh eating disease the doctor gave her 13 years to live.

Yo Mama's So Fat....when she dances she makes the band skip.

Yo Mama's So Fat....she puts mayonnaise on aspirin.

Yo Mama's So Fat....her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.

Yo Mama's So Fat....when she goes to the zoo the elephants throw her peanuts.

Yo Mama's So Fat....her driver's license says" Picture continued on other side."

Yo Mama's So Fat....the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs.

Yo Mama's So Fat....all the restaurants in town have signs that say "Maximum Occupancy: 240 Patrons OR Yo Mama".

Yo Mama's So Fat....when she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.

Yo Mama's So Fat....when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down.

Yo Mama's So Fat....she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.

Yo Mama's So Fat....she's got smaller fat women orbiting around her.

Yo Mama's So Fat....I had to take a train and two buses just to get on her good side.

Yo Mama's So Fat....her nickname is "DAAAMN!!"

Yo Mama's So Fat....she has to iron her pants on the driveway.

Yo Mama's So Fat....she's on BOTH sides of the family.

Yo Mama's So Fat....she could sell shade.

Yo Mama's So Fat....when she crosses the street, cars look out for her.

Yo Mama's So Fat....her blood type is Ragu.

Yo Mama's So Fat....she has to put her belt on with a boomerang.

Yo Mama's So Fat....when she turns around, people throw her a welcome back party.

Yo Mama's So Fat....her belly button doesn't have lint, it has sweaters.

Enjoy

[FASTFRANK]

LMAO LMAO LMAO!!!!!!!! leave it to you Ego! to make the day go by! Frank

Yo mama is so fat.....when she broke her leg, gravy poured out!

only one I can remember from elementary school, LOL

[ July 25, 2002: Message edited by: FASTFRANK ]

[Guest Moto_X_426]

My favorite is the one about the elphants throwing her peanuts ? Those jokes never get old!

[SD900]

..........her senior picture was an airial photo

[cyclenut51]

...her belt size is "equator."

...at national parks the sign reads "DON"T FEED

HER."

[gettin2old4this]

Yo mom's so fat she uses a vcr as a beeper.

You mom's so fat when she wears her Malcolm X jacket, helicopters try to land on her back.

[Scott_F]

I like making these up...

Yo Mama's So Fat...when she walks around her apartment, people in China pound on their ceilings.

Yo Mama's So Fat...she's on a first name basis with the JPL seismology department.

Yo Mama's So Stupid...she asked for a price check at the 99 cent store.

[pennyz400f]

...so stupid she bought a glass door and put a peephole in it.

...so stupid someone said it was cilly outside and she went and got a bowl.

...so blind when she puts on her glasses and looks at a map she can see people waving.

[CJ_Baran]

That is too funny!

Yo mama's so fat she makes moby dick look like a tic tac.

Yo mama's so fat that she has TB... two bellies.

Yo mama's so fat, "Place Your Ad Here" is printed on each of her butt cheeks.

Yo mama's so fat, a picture of her fell off the wall!

Yo mama's so fat, after she got off the carousel, the horse limped for a week.

Yo mama's so fat, all of her clothes have to be custom made by a contractor.

Yo mama's so fat, all the chairs in her house have seat belts.

Yo mama's so fat, even God couldn't raise her spirits.

Yo mama's so fat, even her shadow has stretch marks.

Yo mama's so fat, even Richard Simmons laughs at her.

Yo mama's so fat, every time she wears high heels, she strikes oil.

Yo mama's so fat, God created her, and on the seventh day he rested.

Yo mama's so fat, her ass has it's own congressman.

Yo mama's so fat, her ass looks like two pigs fighting over a milk dud.

I stole them from this website...

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[pennyz400f]

...she uses the freeway for a slip-n-slide.

...she uses pillow cases for socks.

...she uses a matress for a maxi pad.

[CJ_Baran]

yo mama's so fat that she sweats crisco.

[Merfman]

Yo mama so stupid it takes her an hour and a half to watch 60 minutes.

[moto_madman]

?

[kfrosty]

... She goes to Earl Shy's to get her toe nails painted.

... After sex, you can roll over and still be on top of her!

(Courtesy of the Nutty Professor.)

[Fireballsocal]

I'm dyin here! Ego, I thought I knew all of the mama jokes. Man, I've only heard two of yours! Those were great!

[Pete_Z]

Yo Mama' s so ugly - when she was a kid they had to tie a pork chop around her neck just to get the dog to play with her. ?

Peace Eh - P.Z.