Crazy day, crazy old man and his F150!

Bonestock07

Posted 16 January 2012 - 04:46 PM

[size=4]So you ask, how was my day? I got some home work done & decided to go riding. I did'nt head to my private track since a friend wanted to do some hunting there today (2100 acres). While I was riding some old guy (born 1935) in an old 80's F150 was "watching" me ride near my house. I was making laps in a nearby sand dune by the pond (50 yards off the side of the road). This guy pulls his truck up on the dune for what I THOUGHT was some hooning... nope he cut across the front of my bike. I laid it over and slid UNDER his truck a few inches. I got up dusted myself off.. cussed the guy out and told him to stay over here and I'd go to the other end. I didnt let him have a chance to say anything before I went on my way. He apparently hadnt had enough and when I went to leave he tried to hit me HEAD ON! I put a serious evasive maneuver and got out of the way. This left a 30ft skid on the asphalt were I went ON ROAD to avoid him. Now I had enough. I ditched my bike and went to the guy's truck and went OFF! He said I shouldnt be riding "on the road" and wanted me to leave. In retrospect, he kept repeating himself over and over... odd huh? He looked CRAZY!!!!! I told him to f*** off and went to get my bike, he then decided to try and RUN ME OVER!!!!!!!!! I got my left leg caught between his front tire and fender. If it werent for my MX boots & knee braces, he would have broken my leg! Aggravated Assault with a motor vehicle charges were filed. 3rd degree felony. It carries a 5yr prison sentence. WTH is wrong with people these days? I think I may have broken something in my hand when I puched his door and my knee hurts like hell now that the adrenaline has worn off. Awesome.........[/size]

[size=4]No luck finding his mug shot but, I did find this![/size]
Name : JOHN RUSSELL WARGO
Address : 2138 HONEYSUCKLE DR PANAMA CITY FL
Race : W
Sex : M
Age : 75
Date : 01/16/2012
Offense : ASSAULT - WITH INTENT TO COMMIT A FELONY
Bond :
Agency : BCSO

taken from
http://www.wjhg.com/.../136594638.html

Edited by Bonestock07, 19 January 2012 - 01:02 PM.

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cleoent

Posted 16 January 2012 - 04:53 PM

Wow.

ANoLEN

Posted 16 January 2012 - 04:55 PM

Haha! What the heck!? And to think I was a little bummed that I (very nicely) got told not to ride in a certain spot behind my house, but that the rest of the land was alright. Lol, thats just ridiculous man

JBFL

Posted 16 January 2012 - 04:56 PM

Where in Fl. was this?

J_WR2fitty

Posted 16 January 2012 - 05:02 PM

You dang kids and your motorscooters!!!! LOL....jk man that is crazy. What a nut.

Bonestock07

Posted 16 January 2012 - 05:06 PM

JBFL, on 16 January 2012 - 04:56 PM, said:

Where in Fl. was this?

Panama City, Fl

Ih8Hondas

Posted 16 January 2012 - 08:37 PM

Did it ever occur to him to wave at you to get you to come over there?

06yz

Posted 16 January 2012 - 08:44 PM

[font=comic sans ms,cursive]What a douchebag. Hope you heel up quickly. Make sure you follow up with the charges and go to all of the court dates. F' that old man![/font]

[font=comic sans ms,cursive]MAX!!![/font]

Sheriff245

Posted 17 January 2012 - 05:30 AM

Crazy story. Is your bike okay?

Slackkinhard

Posted 17 January 2012 - 05:35 AM

#10

Post his address :smirk:

Bonestock07

Posted 17 January 2012 - 09:01 AM

#11

He lives on Honeysuckle Dr in Panama City, Fl 32404 is all the info I have on his addy but I am sure I could ride over there and find his truck.

Speaking of trucks, the sheriff called a few min ago. They went to arrest him last night. His truck was pulled behind their house and when he came to the door his face was covered with tissue paper and he had given himself a "haircut". So he knew what was coming. The SGT confirmed he was arrested with aggravated assault with a motor vehicle (3rd deg felony).

He said "I was only trying to get his attention" and nothing else to the officers.

Kinda creeping me out.

timmyp8823

Posted 17 January 2012 - 09:04 AM

#12

Funny that this happened in Florida. Adam Corolla used to play a game on his radio show called Germany or Florida because the craziest news stories seem to come from those two places. They would read the story and people would have to guess where it happened. Glad you're alright,but this is the type of crazy I have learned to expect from Florida. Lol

Bonestock07

Posted 17 January 2012 - 11:27 AM

#13

^^ This isnt what I expected Fl to be like when we got orders here. WOW!

carder

Posted 17 January 2012 - 12:27 PM

#14

Not too sure i would have approached his window ,seems like he wanted to kill and could have been armed also. WOW, badddd day!

jayc250x

Posted 17 January 2012 - 03:15 PM

#15

Better you than me, at least for the crazy guy. I would've probably shot him.

JayC

Jakeblues

Posted 17 January 2012 - 08:08 PM

#16

Bonestock07, on 16 January 2012 - 05:06 PM, said:

Panama City, Fl

My former inlaws live in Westville, next time I go visit Can I bring my bike and maybe we could get a ride in on your private acreage?

Bonestock07

Posted 17 January 2012 - 09:49 PM

#17

jakeblues, on 17 January 2012 - 08:08 PM, said:

My former inlaws live in Westville, next time I go visit Can I bring my bike and maybe we could get a ride in on your private acreage?

I dont see why not, just PM me when you head this way. But, if you pull up in an old F150, dont be surprised if I shoot first and ask questions later. :smirk:

Edited by Bonestock07, 17 January 2012 - 09:50 PM.

Jakeblues

Posted 18 January 2012 - 10:34 PM

#18

Bonestock07, on 17 January 2012 - 09:49 PM, said:

I dont see why not, just PM me when you head this way. But, if you pull up in an old F150, dont be surprised if I shoot first and ask questions later. :smirk:

You ever make it to Houston TX, area I will take you to SHNF and Skull creek if you want.

Posted 19 January 2012 - 03:51 AM

#19

Bonestock, the old man didn't try to kill you because of where you were riding, he tried to kill you because you were on a KTM. He probably saw you and was like " there's one of THOSE riders"!! Don't worry, you're not alone, I'm "one of those riders" as well and people will hate you just because your on an orange bike! :smirk: