TT is 20,000 members stong AND ITS SCREWING ME!
Posted June 12, 2003 - 03:33 AM
I can also remember telling everyone how great of a rider I was. I think once I might of even mentioned being a National AA rider.
Well, now that we are 20,000+ I keep running into people on here that I actually know and Im finding it harder and harder to lie! These people are gonna bust me. So heres the truth:
Im a C rider that couldnt hack it in B class so I quit riding Enduros. I have no endurance and even less class.
So there it is. No more lying.
Posted June 12, 2003 - 03:49 AM
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Posted June 12, 2003 - 09:52 AM
No worries Darin.......everyone is guilty of a little stretch now then. Just don't turn into one those pompous types that feels the need to share all their accomplishments in the signature line.
Yea, I know exactly what your referring to. The type that has a list so long you are using your scroll mouse for about 30 seconds on each one of their posts
Posted June 12, 2003 - 10:03 AM
Here's mine: I always said I suck as a rider. Well , the truth is I am actually getting better, but stick suck depending on who I compare myself to. But I have a 9-year-old and a 7 year-old who think I'm great (for an old guy who doesn't race as much as them ). They take care of my light-work on the track when someone gets too critical of their old man .
I personally like riding woods and trails... wish we had more around here.
Nice to know there might be other riders I could enjoy riding with without feeling like I'm slowing them down!!
HaremScarem how DID you do that?!!! I LOVE that M-16 dude!!!! I waaaant one! "Buy" me one Bryan!!! Please???
Posted June 12, 2003 - 12:12 PM
Well, I will come clean too. I have never actually ridden a motorcycle, but I have read alot about it. I am scared of engines and loud noises.
Wow, this reminds me of an old Fantasy Island episode with Ken Berry as a guy who didn't actually know how to do things, but he was incredibly accomplished at all things just from reading. At the end of the show he was confronted with a sword and chose to fight. When his lady companion asked if he knew how to sword fight he said "No, but I have read about it!" Very similar to your story. You aren't really Ken Berry now are you?
Posted June 12, 2003 - 06:21 PM
I get so scared coming into a corner too fast that two drops off pee come out.
I get a turtle head when I get too close to the edge of a side hill. (Glad I read the newest article on appropriate side hilling in the latest issue of Dirt Rider.)
I poop alot.
If I were a rapper I would be "Sir Poop A Lot."
I pack toilet paper.
99213 is a horror flick to me.
Justin Timberlake could kick my a&*.
Michael Jackson is my mentor.
RC is a brunette.
He is slow.
Prastrana never meets "Murphys law."
I hate my bike.
FMF pipes produces 2.5% less torque.
My tummy feels funny.
Trail clearing is fun.
High sides rule.
Open class is for wimps.
and the top reason I post...
Hey, I really want to ride with Michael J. Fox.
Posted June 12, 2003 - 07:28 PM
and will do just about anything for anyone in need
My problem is the same as milkman
excpet my whole ego personna is blowed to heck when ya meet and ride with me
Posted June 12, 2003 - 11:39 PM
I can throw a set of Protapers like a boomerang... and make them come back...
I don't have a pet crocodile...
I have never been intimate with a kangaroo...
I am not Steve "Crock (of SH*T) Hunter" Irwin...
I am actually too old to be classed as a 'dude'...
I actually bought my WR426 as a computer monitor stand, and have never ridden it...
OK, maybe I do have a pet koala...
Alright, alright, I am a habitual liar, what is my dare...?
David (which is not even my real name...)
Posted June 13, 2003 - 03:48 AM
But, I do truly appreciate and love to watch the super fast guys do their stuff.
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You've been saving that one for just the right moment havent you Brandon?
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Posted June 14, 2003 - 03:05 PM
If y'all came to the rodeo with me, I'd enter you guys in the goat roping and calf riding class where you wouldn't have to be so ashamed of yourselves or your abilities. LOL
In the TT world I'm a poser too. I actually use a bicycle pump to inflate Walmart kiddie pools 'cause I'm afraid I might drown in any water over 12" deep.
You guys always make me laugh.
Have fun, Kelly