T'WAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS



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  • G-Man

Posted December 21, 2000 - 07:50 AM

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> T'was the night before Christmas -
> Old Santa was pissed
> He cussed out the elves
> and threw down his list
> Miserable little brats,
> ungrateful little jerks
> I have good mind
> to scrap the whole works
> I've busted my ass
> for damn near a year
> Instead of "Thanks Santa"
> what do I hear
> The old lady bitches
> cause I work late at night
> The elves want more money -
> The reindeer all fight
> Rudolph got drunk
> and goosed all the maids
> Donner is pregnant
> and Vixen has AIDS
> And just when I thought
> that things would get better
> Those &%$#@! from IRS sent me a letter
> They say I owe taxes -
> if that ain't damn funny
> Who the hell ever
> sent Santa Clause any money
> And the kids these days -
> they all are the pits
> They want the impossible ...
> Those mean little shits
> a whole year making
> wagons and sleds
> Assembling dolls...
> Their arms, legs and heads
> I made a ton of yo yo's -
> No request for them
> They want computers and robots..
> they think Im IBM!
> Flying through the air...
> dodging the trees
> Falling down
> chimneys and skinning my knees
> I'm quitting this job...
> there's just no enjoyment
> I'll sit on my fat ass
> and draw unemployment
> There's no Christmas this year..
> now you know the reason
> I found me a blonde..I 'm
> going SOUTH for the season
> to be with the G-Man
> and for good reason!!


Happy Holidays,
Gary :)





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