"Jumpy" the motocrosser was searching for the meaning of life, so he decided to visit a great guru that lived on a mountain top.
Jumpy: Oh great Guru, tell me – is there motocross in heaven?
Guru: Let me meditate for a minute
(a minute passes)
Guru: First the good news – there is motocross in heaven, and the track always has the just the right amount of tacky-ness, the temperature is a perpetual 65.6 deg F and if you case the 120 foot triple, it won't even hurt, just like a video game. And not only that, when you're done your moto, cute pit girls are waiting to clean your goggles and adjust and lube your chain.
Jumpy: Great! So what's the bad news?
Guru: You're first moto is tomorrow morning.
