And it ain't the Liquor either. I was riding into work this morning & on the final section of Twisties I see a F#*KING TURKEY running across the road....Runs into my F#*KING Line & Starts to F#*KING FLY...RIGHT INTO MY HEAD!!!!! I did not go down, the bike was sideways & such but straighted out after my head hit my F#*KING ASS & Bounced Back....Now I was seeing stars & was having trouble with my balance & steering the bike.....GREAT GRASS & BOULDERS!!!!!! Finally came to a stop, almost fell over, turned around & the F#*KING TURKEYS gave me the BIRD.....The SOB, I'm going to have his cousin for dinner tonight....My head & neck are killing me.....
Wild Turkey CRASH!!!!
Started by GreenHornet450, Sep 25 2009 11:07 AM
27 replies to this topic
Posted 25 September 2009 - 11:07 AM
And it ain't the Liquor either. I was riding into work this morning & on the final section of Twisties I see a F#*KING TURKEY running across the road....Runs into my F#*KING Line & Starts to F#*KING FLY...RIGHT INTO MY HEAD!!!!! I did not go down, the bike was sideways & such but straighted out after my head hit my F#*KING ASS & Bounced Back....Now I was seeing stars & was having trouble with my balance & steering the bike.....GREAT GRASS & BOULDERS!!!!!! Finally came to a stop, almost fell over, turned around & the F#*KING TURKEYS gave me the BIRD.....The SOB, I'm going to have his cousin for dinner tonight....My head & neck are killing me.....
Posted 25 September 2009 - 11:11 AM
Jeez we have trouble with pheasants, turkeys must really hurt!!! but at least when you hit a pheasant you take it home and eat it!
Posted 25 September 2009 - 11:14 AM
Probably a 15lb. Turkey...Yeah they hurt & have a attitude.........
Posted 25 September 2009 - 11:18 AM
this is what you need to do with those turkeys. This is mine back in May
Posted 25 September 2009 - 11:27 AM
LOL i grew up in ulster county new york on a place called Turkey Hill and usually would see at least a half dozen at a time.
Posted 25 September 2009 - 11:38 AM
J Cubed said:
this is what you need to do with those turkeys. This is mine back in May
Posted 25 September 2009 - 12:15 PM
J Cubed said:
this is what you need to do with those turkeys. This is mine back in May
I'm not sure what is going on there but I'm pretty sure it is illegal in 37 states.:lol:
Posted 25 September 2009 - 12:32 PM
I Almost Hit An Owl The Other Night When I Was Riding. Thing Scared The Shit Out Of Me.
Posted 25 September 2009 - 12:39 PM
kenr74 said:
I'm not sure what is going on there but I'm pretty sure it is illegal in 37 states.:lol:
Maine is one of those 13 states :lol:
Posted 25 September 2009 - 12:52 PM
readjw said:
And it ain't the Liquor either. I was riding into work this morning & on the final section of Twisties I see a F#*KING TURKEY running across the road....Runs into my F#*KING Line & Starts to F#*KING FLY...RIGHT INTO MY HEAD!!!!! I did not go down, the bike was sideways & such but straighted out after my head hit my F#*KING ASS & Bounced Back....Now I was seeing stars & was having trouble with my balance & steering the bike.....GREAT GRASS & BOULDERS!!!!!! Finally came to a stop, almost fell over, turned around & the F#*KING TURKEYS gave me the BIRD.....The SOB, I'm going to have his cousin for dinner tonight....My head & neck are killing me.....
Posted 25 September 2009 - 12:58 PM
LMFAO...:lol: I was just reading an article online about these darn things in NJ attacking a woman and her son..:lol:
Posted 25 September 2009 - 01:03 PM
gobble, gobble, gobble - Braaaappppp - SPLAT!!! Just be glad the stupid bird didn't run right into your line. That would be no bueno. Glad you're ok.
"I'm not sure what is going on there but I'm pretty sure it is illegal in 37 states." - You're killin me KENR74. LMAO!
"I'm not sure what is going on there but I'm pretty sure it is illegal in 37 states." - You're killin me KENR74. LMAO!
Posted 25 September 2009 - 02:52 PM
I was prepared to run over him, then he started flapping, bounced off my headlight & SLAMMED ME IN THE HEAD!!!!F#$KING RAPTORS!!!!!!!!
Posted 25 September 2009 - 03:38 PM
i bet that doesnt feel good at all!!! this coming from a rider who crys after being hit by a carpenter bee at 65mph!...............hey theyre hard little things!!LOL
Posted 28 September 2009 - 06:41 AM
BrandonCA said:
LMFAO...:lol: I was just reading an article online about these darn things in NJ attacking a woman and her son..:lol:
this it?
lol, poor kid is going to be terrorized of turkeys..
Posted 28 September 2009 - 10:08 PM
Great Thread!:smirk: :smirk: :smirk:
Two grouse killed themselves just last week! One with my helmet, and one with my fender. At least grouse are light enough to fly, not dense and full of stuffing like turkeys!
Two grouse killed themselves just last week! One with my helmet, and one with my fender. At least grouse are light enough to fly, not dense and full of stuffing like turkeys!
Posted 28 September 2009 - 11:01 PM
Friend of mine hit one in her car and totaled her car. Caved the whole roof in.
Of course it was a Hyundai but still.
This is one of the net.
Of course it was a Hyundai but still.
This is one of the net.
