Man almost got beat down!
Posted July 24, 2002 - 11:01 AM
On the way to the office, he makes some comment about my crutches, and how did it happen. I say "Well, I had a mishap on my motorcycle."
The guy replied "Say no more, it is your own fault!"
[ July 24, 2002: Message edited by: Bill ]
Posted July 24, 2002 - 11:23 AM
Posted July 24, 2002 - 12:21 PM
Are you sure you weren't hiking, or riding a bicycle? Curious as to what he would have said then.
Posted July 24, 2002 - 01:38 PM
Posted July 24, 2002 - 05:55 PM
Shoulda seen the looks on the medics faces as we "pallbearers" continued right past their ambulance with Ryan strapped onto their stretcher board and slid it into the back of his dad's pickup. (we brought it back)
It got better...
At the hospital, the admitting personnel needed to know 'what happened'. (Ryan is still in full MX gear, including helmet!). "He slipped in the bathtub."
And so it says on the medical report since no one, including the 17 year old with the busted femur disagreed. Amazing how much simpler the paperwork was...
Posted July 24, 2002 - 06:48 PM
Posted July 25, 2002 - 01:08 AM
Posted July 25, 2002 - 04:38 AM
I actually fell off a bar stool drunk and hit the table top with me schnaaaze
Ohh That hurt
I said it happend racing bar stools
OK got to explain that one
Ya I was drunk as a skunk,
But I was getting off the bar stool to go water me lizard
My foot slipped into the inside rim at the base.
Being drunk I was unable to react fast enough to remove my foot
So down I went: face slammed an oak table
[ July 25, 2002: Message edited by: E.G.O.**** ]
Posted July 25, 2002 - 09:20 PM
I was hugging my favorite tree and the branch I was on broke...
I fell off a cliff while chasing a bunny...
I tried to kiss Bambi and she kicked my ass...
I was just trying to get a picture of myself on the bison at Yellowstone...
( have to make these enviro whackos look as stupid as possible)
Posted July 25, 2002 - 03:45 PM
Posted July 26, 2002 - 03:32 AM
"If I'd said I was mountain biking, skiing, or horseback riding, would that have been politically acceptable to you? Not that I really give a $hit, I'm doing a survey"
I don't have much patience with a$$holes like this. I jacked myself up at the track a little yesterday and it's nobody's fault but my own but I don't need some PC whiner to remind me of that.
Posted July 26, 2002 - 03:42 AM
Geez, I probably would have done one of two things
Dropped my shorts and said lets measure
Showed him the door by way of head first
What a freaking MORON