Cheating wife

45 replies to this topic
  • drtbk4ever

Posted October 18, 2007 - 01:26 PM


So lately my wife has been working alot of evening shifts, and for the past couple months has been carpooling with a male co-worker. At first I didn't mind, I would rather have someone with her in case she has car trouble or something like that, but it seems that they have become a little bit more than friends. You know the scenario, the phone calls that hangup, she starts wearing nice clothes to work, talking about him all the time, etc. I don't know what to think. If I'm out in the garage when she gets home (usually after midnight) he just drops her off and leaves, but if the lights are off in the garage and I'm in the house (they think I'm sleeping) they sit out in the car for like twenty minutes. I asked her once what they were doing, she said "just talking"....whatever. So last night I decide that I'm going to see what really goes on out there. I leave the garage door open, but turn out all the lights. About the time she usually gets home, I go out and hide in the garage and wait. In a few minutes, his car pulls into my driveway, and I'm hiding behind my bike. When his headlights shine through the garage and onto my bike, I see some thing that I just can't believe. The rear sprocket is already worn and hooked but the chain looks OK. Do you think I should change just the sprocket or the chain and sprocket?

  • drtbk4ever

Posted October 18, 2007 - 01:27 PM


I can't take credit for this. I saw it elsewhere and thought you guys should see it.

  • geoffro

Posted October 18, 2007 - 01:31 PM


FANTASTIC!! good to see offroaders with a good sense of humour!!

  • mc250f

Posted October 18, 2007 - 01:31 PM



Thats one of the funniest posts I've seen.

  • eurobound

Posted October 18, 2007 - 01:31 PM


funny... :crazy:

  • feint

Posted October 18, 2007 - 01:31 PM


AHAHAHAH I thought you were serious.

  • C333

Posted October 18, 2007 - 01:32 PM


You had me going!! Good one:thumbsup:

  • ndekens

Posted October 18, 2007 - 01:32 PM


TOO DAM FUNNY!....reminds me that I need to do the same to my bike.

  • NFS179

Posted October 18, 2007 - 01:33 PM


haha :crazy:

  • dirtbikersa

Posted October 18, 2007 - 01:34 PM


:crazy: :D

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  • usmc8fan

Posted October 18, 2007 - 01:40 PM


:crazy: Damn!! You had me going on that one.....was getting pissed off just reading it!! Hella funny though! :D

  • steve10391

Posted October 18, 2007 - 01:44 PM


Dude I was starting to feel sorry for you. I was thinking oh man bummer dude. Great post. :crazy:

  • Robey14

Posted October 18, 2007 - 01:50 PM


i thought you were serious, i actually got all exited to see if she was really cheating haha

  • flyin_high

Posted October 18, 2007 - 01:54 PM


hahaha my history teacher told me this one except he rides a harley!

  • JaysDirtyRide

Posted October 18, 2007 - 03:07 PM


:applause: ikes...I kept thinking, "what the hell is this all he kill'n his liver and typing out a drunken post???"

And then :crazy: cripes! :D I'm a sucker!


  • scalejockey

Posted October 18, 2007 - 03:19 PM


aaaaggggghhhhhhh you got me!!!!!!

  • Daniel105Yz

Posted October 18, 2007 - 03:24 PM


lol man i fell for that one and i was feeling sorry for you about your wife.

  • WR_Dave

Posted October 18, 2007 - 03:25 PM


That is waaaay tooo funny Bill..........I'm going out to check my sprocket and chain right now !!!! :bonk: :D :applause: :crazy:

  • scalejockey

Posted October 18, 2007 - 03:39 PM


no really,change the chain too and get better lighting in your garage.

  • nitro1max1

Posted October 18, 2007 - 03:47 PM


great post


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