Watch Out !!
Posted August 02, 2000 - 04:52 AM
Imagine the evidence that she may have already amassed against you. You could all be in for a big spending bill if she's being keeping a running total of all those steering dampers, carbon airboxes, triple clamps exhaust pipes etc. etc.
Maybe we should invent a code we could use when discussing these 'unauthorised' expenditures.
Oh oh what have I said, they might be reading this post.
I have to go. My wife just finished working on her computer and wants to talk to me about something - I've got no idea what it could be.
Posted August 02, 2000 - 01:18 PM
'81 490 Maico
Posted August 02, 2000 - 03:27 PM
1. Special Purchases - performance enhancements
2. Itemized code descriptions
3. Accident repairs
Posted August 02, 2000 - 04:15 PM
Or you can say that you just got some work clothes.
New seat and tank - ERGONOMIC SEATING
Pipe and header - SPARK ARRESTOR - You need a home with a fireplace, she will never climb up on the roof.
New moto clothing - BUSINESS SUIT - We all know that biking is serious business.
Helmet/gloves/boots - MATCHING ACCESSORIES - Chicks understand this, she doesn't want you to look like a dork.
Tires - BLACK BUSINESS SHOES.
Damn, I think I am going to go and buy some new household items and business clothes.
And yes honey I do need a $70 torque wrench to set the VCR.
Posted August 02, 2000 - 04:58 PM
Posted August 02, 2000 - 05:20 PM
Told her that she'd go before the bike..
I'm still riding!
**Ride it like you Stole it!**
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Posted August 02, 2000 - 05:53 PM
The two real men of ThumperTalk.... Keep up the good work guys... I wish I could.. my wife lets me get away with plenty and I love her for it... But, you need to know a little bit about her....
- 5'5" tall
- BROAD shoulders
- 5 years in the military - grunt
- 2 years SAS training. And yes, she left me for 3 weeks twice and I still dont know about it. All I know is that she came back, bruised, battered and alot thinner....
- Anti terrorist training.
The scary thing, she looks so damn sexy, you would never have guessed... Well, her muscular physique would, but she just looked so lean and sexy... YUMMY YUMMY...
So, she da man...
Posted August 06, 2000 - 07:47 AM