In that case....
it's not a Yamaha YZF, or,
the engine is in backward, or,
you're sitting on it backward, or,
the engine is in upside down, or,
you're too intoxicated to determine right from left.
dood that even made me laph. oops. yeah i said the wrong side. the stuff is on the right side. teh right oil line is the one i have at the bottom of the tank right now. does that sound right?