NOTHING to do with motorcycles

11 replies to this topic
  • Bryan

Posted December 21, 2000 - 12:18 PM


Know what's real embarrassing?

When your legs fall a sleep while on the crapper at work and you can't walk out of the bathroom.

Man! I hate it when that happens!

  • MN_Kevin

Posted December 21, 2000 - 02:08 PM


What's worse is when you have to use the ladies bathroom for one reason (...or another...) and you find out after THE ACT there is no toilet paper. Talk about a real crappy position to be in! :)

  • Guest_Guest_*

Posted December 21, 2000 - 02:08 PM


Your sittin' on the pot too long. If it gets real bad try standin' up and takin' a jump shot every so often...

Good luck :)

  • Rick_Graham

Posted December 21, 2000 - 05:16 PM


Try working with cold steel in freezing temps and then having to go take a wizz with ice cold hands!

  • Boit

Posted December 21, 2000 - 11:34 PM


Bryan: What did you do? Sleep it off in there?

By the way, ever notice from looking at the feet of the guy in a stall how he has his pants down around his ankles soaking up all the juices on the floor around the terlet?

  • MN_Kevin

Posted December 22, 2000 - 01:40 AM


How 'bout when you are at a pool swimming. You go into the John (of course named after the world famous creator of our toilets - John Crapper) and the floor is all wet. You are barefoot and it's like "I really hope this IS a puddle of water I am standing in".

I am sorry, but that is NASTY. I may be a chick, but I have to draw the line somewhere! :)

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  • Guest_Guest_*

Posted December 22, 2000 - 03:11 AM


How about it's December 16 and you are out dragging cod off the Maine coast. The only place to dump is in a white bucket while a 4ft chop on 6 ft rollers are making you kind of queezy. Messy messy. Captian was not happy with me that day.

  • Guest_Guest_*

Posted December 22, 2000 - 04:11 AM


...yeah Mike... that's why your captain said he calls you "poop deck paul" now......hehehe

  • jj

Posted December 22, 2000 - 08:13 AM


Speaking of crappy positions...

"American Pie", you remember?

I'm sitting here laughing out loud...

  • aftershock

Posted December 22, 2000 - 03:00 PM


I dont know if this is true but I heard :) if you urinate off a roof in below zero temperatures it will freeze before it hits the ground.

  • GRC

Posted December 22, 2000 - 04:28 PM



  • Boit

Posted December 23, 2000 - 05:56 PM


Hmmmm...girls crap too??


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