Marcus


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  • Steviejay01

Posted December 29, 2004 - 02:38 PM

#1

Ok......lets have it.

I want the best impression of a question from our friend marcus....

And the winner will get a free marcus owners guide on how to tune the beast into a rip snorting rally slag.

Ok I'll go first.



***Cough***


I'm a cluster ****, I only just starting to realise that taking off the disk lock stops the wheel vibrating at low medium and high speeds, I actually drag raced some punk on a Busa yesterday and it was the first time my turtle head was NOT trying to eat my pants......do any of you other guys suffer from this or am I just a steaming sweaty testicle stuck in a tiny little walnut sized scrotum sack??

Discuss..... :cry:

  • FTD

Posted December 29, 2004 - 02:46 PM

#2

I was wondering, if I change the blue wire on my flux capacitor... does the fuel mixture get leaner or richer so when I race quads I can smoke them?

  • TrialsRider

Posted December 29, 2004 - 03:37 PM

#3

DRAG RACE: 2000 YAMAHA WR 400 VS OLD GUY IN A WHEEL CHAIR!?

Who would win?! my 2000 YAMAHA WR 400 is FAST!! I just changed the oil! It goes REAL FAST now?! How do I do the powerband mod?:D :cry: :lol: :cry: :cry: :lol: :cry: :cry:

  • Indy_WR450

Posted December 29, 2004 - 04:20 PM

#4

I tightened my throtle cables and got an extra 3 hp yesterday! :cry: It is amazing! Very fast! :cry: I didnt dyno it but I dragged the local kid down the street on his 80 and beat him this time. :cry: Just thought you guys should know about the marcusmoberg throttle mod! :cry:

  • StreetbikePimp

Posted December 29, 2004 - 05:46 PM

#5

:cry: :lol: My turn.

Hey Guys!! I was drag racing this XR50 down my street. Testing out that new “hot-air box” mod you guys were talking about. :cry: That XR50 is fast, but NOT AS FAST AS MY WR400. :cry: Anyway, while I was drag racing him, I let loose with a really big FART. (I was kinda of gassy from the grill cheese sandwiches) Then that FART caught fire and my bike took off like a ROCKET! :cry: I mean it was like my bike had NOS strapped to it. I KICKED THAT XR50 ASS!!! :lol: :cry:

  • RCannon

Posted December 29, 2004 - 06:57 PM

#6

Who is the best celebrity killer...OJ Simpson or Robert Blake?

  • Indy_WR450

Posted December 29, 2004 - 07:31 PM

#7

Who is the best celebrity killer...OJ Simpson or Robert Blake?


In true marcus form! :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :lol:

  • Gadsen

Posted December 29, 2004 - 08:04 PM

#8

Who is the best celebrity killer...OJ Simpson or Robert Blake?


Ted <hiccup> Kennedy! :cry:

  • Gadsen

Posted December 29, 2004 - 08:19 PM

#9

OK, my name is MarcusmoreBS and my dad, I mean, I have a WR400 I built. I've hopped it up with hi perf speed parts like a home ground camshaft (bench grinder) and instead of nitrous, I've got it on an IV drip. I have removed the stock air cleaner ass'y in favor of a "Cabelas/Bass Pro Shops" outdoor wool sock and soaked it in honey which is attatched to the end of a vacuum cleaner hose. Only problem I have is bears and yellow jackets now. My next big HP mod will probably be adjusting tire pressure. Then I'll follow up with new valve caps, maybe those "tireflys", then some new carb drain hose (the blue stuff) when I save up enough lunch money. I should be able to take a Banshee with a big bore kit no problem.

  • Texas4play

Posted December 29, 2004 - 08:43 PM

#10

Subject: Who would win ???

My 2000 wr400! (new spark plug, kn filter, belray racing oil)
My Beartracker 230 4-wheeler (all four tires slimed!) :cry:
My TTR125(BBR gas cap mod) :cry:
My 1981 Suzuki Moped (all the mods) :D
My 1993 Yamah RT100 :lol:
My neighbors crf70 ;)
My friends kx125 :lol:
My friends crf250x :cry:
My neighbors Honda Recon :cry:
A Banshee :cry:

This would be a drag race on the dirt road near my hunting club! :D :D :D :D

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  • blue_beast_wins

Posted December 29, 2004 - 09:07 PM

#11

My mom.......oops.......I fitted tire valve caps that look like pistons :cry: and picked up 8 more HP :lol: on my WR 400 now i dragged off my moms 1972 toyota corolla :cry: wow its fast but not as fast as my 400, just thought you guys would like some help :D :D :cry: :D :cry: :cry: :lol: :D :D

  • marcusmoberg

Posted December 29, 2004 - 10:00 PM

#12

I can't believe I got all these people talking about me! Awesome! :cry:
LOL I love to mess around with peoples heads sometimes! Sorry if I posted too much crap! I am really just an average guy. I want post anymore stupid Questions. :cry:

  • Moondogger

Posted December 29, 2004 - 10:54 PM

#13

I want post anymore stupid Questions.

A Freudian slip?

  • blue_beast_wins

Posted December 29, 2004 - 11:47 PM

#14

I can't believe I got all these people talking about me! Awesome! :cry:
LOL I love to mess around with peoples heads sometimes! Sorry if I posted too much crap! I am really just an average guy. I want post anymore stupid Questions. :cry:


Sorry Marcus was that "i wan't to post more stupid questions" ?

  • Steviejay01

Posted December 30, 2004 - 12:56 AM

#15

LOL I love to mess around with peoples heads sometimes! Sorry if I posted too much crap! I am really just an average guy. I want post anymore stupid Questions. :cry:



Ok we have a winner.......congrats Marcus.
Now you have to post up a pic of yourself so we all know its really you.

And be sure to send yourself a copy of the latest mod list before the new year.


:cry:

  • rebel1916

Posted December 30, 2004 - 06:37 AM

#16

as a normally staunch defender of the right to bear arms i feel a little uncomfortable saying this but here goes
hunting club? HUNTING CLUB? that freak probably shouldnt be permitted within 100 feet of a red ryder never mind a real honest to god 12 gauge...
jesus christ

  • Gadsen

Posted December 30, 2004 - 07:55 AM

#17

as a normally staunch defender of the right to bear arms...


Hey, we'd get along real good, NRA life member here, life member of a local hunting club... :cry:

  • rebel1916

Posted December 30, 2004 - 08:51 AM

#18

hey toyota, i sure hope you can forgive my reservations about my beloved 2nd amendment in just this one case.

yeah im the worlds worst hunter, but i sure do like it. i dont think ive ever seen a buck unless my pump was locked safely in the trunk. oh wait no, i see em all the time during earn-a-buck season (in jersey, thats where you have to bag a doe before you can even think about a buck). ah well at least its a good excuse to get out in the woods.

  • StreetbikePimp

Posted December 30, 2004 - 11:25 AM

#19

I want post anymore stupid Questions.

A Freudian slip?



:cry: :cry: You can say that again. LMAO when I read that slip up.

  • BadlandZ

Posted December 30, 2004 - 11:06 PM

#20

To Marcus:
Just a tip, not a joke... Write your post in Word or NotePad or something first, spell check it, think about it. THEN, and ONLY THEN, try to figure out what the best "title" that sums it up would be. "Fast" for a spark plug post probably isn't the best title. Maybe "should the plugs do this, or was it my filter" would have got an answer that wasn't an insult...




 
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