Best Advice Ever Given



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  • CJ_Baran

Posted July 10, 2002 - 02:37 PM

#21

Ego...

Advise 1
You can pick you nose
You can pick your friends
But you can NEVER
pick your freinds nose

it thought it was...
You can pick you nose
You can pick your friends
But you can NEVER
wipe your friends on your saddle.

...and yes you should never force a fart...especially before a section of whoops! :)

  • Guest_Guest_*

Posted July 10, 2002 - 04:45 PM

#22

Stand back at least 10 feet when you pour race gas on a burning cat!!!!!!LOL :D :)
Never P.O your cook!! :D
<center><font color=red><h2>DENY DENY DENY</h2></center> :D

[ July 10, 2002: Message edited by: THUMPIN' ROCK HUCKER ]

  • Dan_Lorenze

Posted July 10, 2002 - 06:52 PM

#23

Im a musician (playing drums for 24 years). The best advice that I ever heard was to always take your wallet on to stage.

Also in business: Success is taking advantage of an oportunity.

  • osheen

Posted July 10, 2002 - 06:52 PM

#24

Always check for ample amount of toilet tissue BEFORE you sit down!!!

  • yamie_rider

Posted July 10, 2002 - 07:18 PM

#25

Never fight ugly people....they got nothing to lose.

  • Boit

Posted July 10, 2002 - 09:13 PM

#26

FastFrank, jbm once posted that here and I've used the advice since.

  • YZeezee

Posted July 11, 2002 - 03:21 AM

#27

Don't put your fingers where you wouldn't put your face!

  • AngryCandy

Posted July 11, 2002 - 03:47 AM

#28

If your credit card is stolen, think twice before reporting it. The thief is probably spending much less than your wife did.

Lessons are repeated until they are learned.

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  • Odie

Posted July 11, 2002 - 04:08 AM

#29

Boit,

I have been doing that since the first time you mentioned it - that is one of the most useful things I picked up. It works like a charm.

Thanks again,
Odie :)

  • TooFast

Posted July 11, 2002 - 04:13 AM

#30

If Harley Davidson made airplanes, would you fly in one? :)

  • thumper4life

Posted July 11, 2002 - 08:20 AM

#31

clutch use is clutch abuse

  • gtms34

Posted July 11, 2002 - 09:01 PM

#32

Originally posted by TooFast:
If Harley Davidson made airplanes, would you fly in one? :)


LMAO, good one. Answer, in a word: NO!

  • Guest_Guest_*

Posted July 11, 2002 - 12:20 PM

#33

One problem............

Harley couldnt possibly build CPU's.

They still cant figure out a way to get them to shake apart and leak oil!!! :)

  • Shawn_Mc

Posted July 11, 2002 - 03:44 PM

#34

If harley Davidson made airplanes, they'd have to petition the laws of physics for a rule change so that they could complete!

And lets get it right here, it's HARDLY ABLESON! :)

  • osheen

Posted July 11, 2002 - 08:13 PM

#35

I thought it was Hardly-Abletorun.......

Also, just how much additional dealer gouge would a shop charge on a HD plane? another couple million or so.......

Could you imagine all the chrome hanging off the planes. Would the pilots be wearing all black leather uniforms with club names on them and would they still use non-legal turtle shell helmets with a "DOT" (make that "FAA") sticker on them?

How 'bout biker bitches for flight attendants?

  • yamaha.dude

Posted July 11, 2002 - 08:13 PM

#36

I grew up believing it was "Highly Dangerous"...

Best advice I ever heard...

Go through life with no reason to ever say sorry... In other words, have no regrets!

[ July 13, 2002: Message edited by: yamaha.dude ]

  • Boit

Posted July 11, 2002 - 09:31 PM

#37

Odie, you can thank jbm for that one. I merely forwarded it. And I agree, it HAS been very useful. Thanks.





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