Fun thread part III ?????
Posted June 18, 2002 - 06:09 AM
I saw the funniest bumper - sticker I have ever seen the other day and can't get it out of my head!
I was thinking that everyone could post their top 2 (since one usually isn't enuffff) bumperstickers .
Oh yeah........I thought maybe EGO could be the judge and in the end have him pick out the funniest bumpersticker winner and a "most insulting" bumpersticker winner.
Let's try to keep it at least PG-15!!!!
Here are mine.
1. I am NOT fat! I just don't $%*& enough!!
2. CLINTON SUCKS!
[ June 18, 2002: Message edited by: THUMPIN' ROCK HUCKER ]
Posted June 18, 2002 - 07:01 AM
3.Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway.
4.Necrophilia: That Uncontrollable Urge To Crack Open A Cold One. 5.So you're a feminist...Isn't that precious.
Posted June 18, 2002 - 11:46 AM
Work Harder, People on Welfare Depend on You !!
Posted June 18, 2002 - 12:04 PM
"Even though this is a stupid bumper sticker, you're squinting to read it."
Posted June 18, 2002 - 12:52 PM
--- pet the SWEATY things" >> personal favorite
"Take me Drunk, I'm Home"
"Honk if your illiterate"
"I love animals, they taste great."
"EARTH FIRST! We'll stripmine the other planets later."
"Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes."
"Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies."
"The gene pool could use a little chlorine."
"Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot. "
"He who laughs last thinks slowest!"
"Give me ambiguity or give me something else."
"Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math."
If you are psychic - think "HONK"
"If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you! "
"You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me and not you!"
"Don't get me mad! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies!"
"You are depriving some poor village of its idiot!"
"Forget world peace. Visualize using your turn signal."
"My Hockey Mom Can Beat Up Your Soccer Mom"
"Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them"
"WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship."
"So you're a feminist...Isn't that cute."
"Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder."
"Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs."
"Out of my mind...Back in five minutes."
"I took an IQ test and the results were negative."
"As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools"
Posted June 18, 2002 - 01:44 PM
" If size doesn't matter, then why am I so popular?"
Posted June 18, 2002 - 01:54 PM
Re-elect Gore in 2004.
If you have no political voice, maybe it is because nobody agrees with you.
And I have seen other funny ones that I cannot remember.
Posted June 18, 2002 - 05:26 PM
Will the last American in Miami please bring the flag!
Posted June 18, 2002 - 05:54 PM
"My kid beat up your honor roll student"
well bring it on. Moto "honor roll student" Madman will kick your ass.
[ June 18, 2002: Message edited by: moto madman ]
Posted June 19, 2002 - 03:22 AM
and the all time I dont get it, from the back of echo terrorist Yugo "I swear this is true[*]Stop people that think
and the all time great found on YZ-N-Vegas's Bumper[*]Ferry for Prez; Even though I hate 4 speeders
[/list]Flame Disclaimer: Vegas it was not an attack it is a joke Funny Ha-Ha type thing
[ June 19, 2002: Message edited by: E.G.O.**** ]
Posted June 19, 2002 - 07:43 AM
"Don't blame me, I didn't vote for clinton"
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