Fun thread part III ?????

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  • Guest_Guest_*

Posted June 18, 2002 - 06:09 AM


Ok here it is.
I saw the funniest bumper - sticker I have ever seen the other day and can't get it out of my head!

I was thinking that everyone could post their top 2 (since one usually isn't enuffff) bumperstickers .

Oh yeah........I thought maybe EGO could be the judge and in the end have him pick out the funniest bumpersticker winner and a "most insulting" bumpersticker winner.

Let's try to keep it at least PG-15!!!!

Here are mine.

1. I am NOT fat! I just don't $%*& enough!!


[ June 18, 2002: Message edited by: THUMPIN' ROCK HUCKER ]

  • cfisher185

Posted June 18, 2002 - 06:47 AM


Jesus Is Coming - Look Busy

  • LugNut

Posted June 18, 2002 - 07:01 AM


1.Who Lit The Fuse On Your Tampon? 2.If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer.
3.Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway.
4.Necrophilia: That Uncontrollable Urge To Crack Open A Cold One. 5.So you're a feminist...Isn't that precious.


  • bosunmate

Posted June 18, 2002 - 09:38 PM


MY favorite Dont be a sexist chick hate that!

  • bosunmate

Posted June 18, 2002 - 09:39 PM


MY favorite Dont be a sexist chicks hate that!

  • Unibomber

Posted June 18, 2002 - 11:46 AM


My favorite of all time

Work Harder, People on Welfare Depend on You !!


  • CAL

Posted June 18, 2002 - 12:04 PM


"Daddy Farted, and we can't get out!!"

"Even though this is a stupid bumper sticker, you're squinting to read it."

  • Shawn_Mc

Posted June 18, 2002 - 12:34 PM


If you can read this, the bitch fell off.

  • Mook

Posted June 18, 2002 - 12:52 PM


"Don't sweat the petty things,
--- pet the SWEATY things" >> personal favorite

"Take me Drunk, I'm Home"

"Eschew Obfuscation"

"Honk if your illiterate"

"I love animals, they taste great."

"EARTH FIRST! We'll stripmine the other planets later."

"Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes."

"Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies."

"The gene pool could use a little chlorine."

"Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot. "

"He who laughs last thinks slowest!"

"Give me ambiguity or give me something else."

"Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math."

If you are psychic - think "HONK"

"If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you! "

"You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me and not you!"

"Don't get me mad! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies!"

"You are depriving some poor village of its idiot!"

"Forget world peace. Visualize using your turn signal."

"My Hockey Mom Can Beat Up Your Soccer Mom"

"Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them"

"WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship."

"So you're a feminist...Isn't that cute."

"Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder."

"Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs."

"Out of my mind...Back in five minutes."

"I took an IQ test and the results were negative."

"As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools"


Posted June 18, 2002 - 01:24 PM



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  • cyz426

Posted June 18, 2002 - 01:44 PM


I just saw one today.
" If size doesn't matter, then why am I so popular?"

  • BrandonW

Posted June 18, 2002 - 01:54 PM


Only users lose drugs.

Re-elect Gore in 2004.

If you have no political voice, maybe it is because nobody agrees with you.

And I have seen other funny ones that I cannot remember.


  • John_Lorenz

Posted June 18, 2002 - 05:07 PM


Shouldnt Breed

  • calvin

Posted June 18, 2002 - 05:26 PM


Piss off a liberal: Work hard and be happy!

Will the last American in Miami please bring the flag!

  • moto_madman

Posted June 18, 2002 - 05:54 PM


here's the one i hate the most

"My kid beat up your honor roll student"

well bring it on. Moto "honor roll student" Madman will kick your ass. :)

[ June 18, 2002: Message edited by: moto madman ]

  • groundhog

Posted June 19, 2002 - 12:27 AM


I May be Fat – But You are Ugly & I can Diet

  • skilly

Posted June 19, 2002 - 01:27 AM


Osama Bin Laden is waging a new holy war: Gee-Hide

  • John_Lorenz

Posted June 19, 2002 - 03:22 AM


<ul type="square">[*]Go Ahead Keep Honking, I am Reloading[*]If you can read this, be ready to pay my attorny[*]Im on PMS and I own a gun :) [*]*****************
and the all time I dont get it, from the back of echo terrorist Yugo "I swear this is true[*]Stop people that think
and the all time great found on YZ-N-Vegas's Bumper[*]Ferry for Prez; Even though I hate 4 speeders
[/list]Flame Disclaimer: Vegas it was not an attack it is a joke Funny Ha-Ha type thing

[ June 19, 2002: Message edited by: E.G.O.**** ]

  • Wicked_Crash

Posted June 19, 2002 - 07:30 AM


"If you can't F*&% and drive, you can't F&*%ing drive!"

  • yznvegas

Posted June 19, 2002 - 07:43 AM


"Gun control is being able to hit your target"

"Porn Star"

:D :D :D

"Don't blame me, I didn't vote for clinton" :)

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