Next time your in the Dog House
Posted May 11, 2002 - 02:53 AM
Maybe we could use this on some rap muzic then it would make sence
[ May 11, 2002: Message edited by: EgoAhole ]
Posted May 11, 2002 - 06:22 PM
Ha, ha... Just kidding.
Posted May 11, 2002 - 06:49 PM
Posted May 11, 2002 - 11:08 PM
If she asks you if you are hungry, you better say yes and get to the nearest restaurant. What she really meant was that SHE was hungry and you are wrong if you can't absorb the hint.
Posted May 12, 2002 - 08:47 AM
First rull of thumb when that happens is the wife is saying yes, But the subliminul message is she is actually shaking her head NOOOOOOOOO!
Posted May 12, 2002 - 05:58 PM
Boit- is she still around? If she is, don't let her NEAR your bike, it doesn't even have a light! My fiancee blew an engine out of a 1990 ford ranger once because her grandpa told her to add a little oil every now and then, so every few months she'd dump a quart down the thing! I'm glad that was before I met her and I didn't have to foot the bill!
Posted May 13, 2002 - 01:31 AM
Posted May 13, 2002 - 06:36 AM
Posted May 13, 2002 - 06:45 AM
Oh thats the worst kinda answer ever
That means no matter what you do your hosed big time.
I bet its the "Fine - Whatever"
with the distant look
Ya might as well just go lay down in a corner.
Posted May 13, 2002 - 06:58 AM
Thats pretty much what I figured it was.
The way I see it. If she cant give me a straight answer. The hell with it. Im going ridding anyways. Ill deal with the concequences later.
She cant stay mad forever right! RIGHT???
Posted May 13, 2002 - 07:37 AM
She Gets Historicle
Thats rule # 4
Wife has the right to stay mad forever
[ May 13, 2002: Message edited by: EgoAhole ]
Posted May 13, 2002 - 09:19 PM
Anybody ever get the "how is that fair?" I explain it everytime, but she aint buying anymore.
Posted May 13, 2002 - 09:36 PM
Man you got a mean one Dont ya
So far I have replaced three Cabinet doors in me Bathroom and fixed a dishwasher door
All Becouse of "FINE"
Man how did this post go from listening to dogs talk to hearing our wives define the finer parts of NO
Posted May 13, 2002 - 10:15 AM
Subject: The Women's Vocabulary
Keywords and their meanings.
This is the word we use at the end of any argument that we feel we are right about but need to shut you up. NEVER use fine to describe how a woman looks. This will cause you to have one of those arguments.
This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your motorcycle race is going to last before you take out the trash, so we feel
that it's an even trade.
This means something and you should be on your toes. "Nothing" is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. "Nothing" usually signifies an argument that will last "Five Minutes" and end with word "Fine."
GO AHEAD (with raised eyebrows)
This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over "Nothing" and will end with the word "Fine."
GO AHEAD (with normal eyebrows)
This means "I give up" or "do what you want because I don't care." You will get a raised eyebrow "Go Ahead" in just a few minutes, followed by "Nothing" and "Fine" and she will talk to you in about "Five Minutes" when she cools
This is not actually a word, but is still often a verbal statement very misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot at
that moment and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing."
Again, not a word, but a verbal statement. "Soft Sighs" are one of the few things that some men actually understand. She is content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe and she will stay content.
This word followed by any statement is trouble. Example: "Oh, let me get that". Or, "Oh, I talked to him about what you were doing last night". If
she says "Oh" before a statement, run, do not walk, to the nearest exit. She will tell you that she is "Fine" when she is done tossing your clothes out the window, but do not expect her to talk to you for at least 2 days. "Oh" as the lead to a sentence usually signifies that you are caught in a lie. Do not try to lie more to get out of it, or you will get raised eyebrows "Go
Ahead" followed by acts so unspeakable that I can't bring myself to write about them.
This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can say to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before paying you retributions for what ever it is that you have done. "That's Okay" is often used with the word "Fine" and used in conjunction with a raised eyebrow "Go Ahead". At some point in the near future when she has plotted and planned,
you are going to be in some mighty big trouble.
This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you the chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it is
that you have done. You have a fair chance to tell the truth, so be careful and you shouldn't get a "That's Okay".
A woman is thanking you. Do not faint, just say you're welcome.
THANKS A LOT
This is much different from "Thanks". A woman will say "Thanks A Lot" when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you have hurt her in some callous way, and will be followed by the "Loud Sigh". Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the "Loud Sigh", as she will only tell you "Nothing"
Posted May 13, 2002 - 10:37 AM
Ego ya, I got me a mean one fer sure. Ya cant have looks and temprament too (or maybe you can, no such luck here)
Posted May 13, 2002 - 10:47 AM
all I gotta say is on those PMS days I dont care what happens its best to be out in the woods riding, then home being hunted down like a dawg
Posted May 13, 2002 - 12:39 PM
1.YOUR BOYFRIEND IS GONE WHEN I GET HOME.
2.HE LEAVE HIS MONEY ON THE DRESSER BEFORE
Posted May 13, 2002 - 02:13 PM
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