Give this a try!! Very Funny!! (a.ka. PORN STAR NAME)

[John_Lorenz]

mark

I used to watch the originals at carlsbad raceway here in CA in the 80's

SuperMotor'd is a decendant of the I think they called them supertrackers bake then

I know what you are saying, they are too cool. I have a engineer here that is frm England and is a enthusiast, he and his dad go to all the races when he is home.....

Well Cherio Pip Pip and all that rot ?

couldnt resist

[Mark_UK]

i was over near Carlsbad just before christmas, didnt get to ride though.

but hoping to get over to san diego later this year and go riding

"chocks aways"

[ May 07, 2002: Message edited by: Mark_UK ]

[John_Lorenz]

Well if you get up near N Calif, Montaray or Bay area look me up will treat you to am American BBQ

and a ride in Holister / Clear Creek

?

[mikeolichney]

Kodiak Rehak.

Is that funny? I cant decide.

[Shawn_Mc]

Benny Hill is my HERO!

Monty Python's flying circus is the best.

Besides all the brother and sister stuff is in Arkansas!

Besides here in America, we havent been couped up on a island with the same women for the last 2000 years captain incest! ?

[steffenr]

Well I've heard this one before but since it has come up I just had to share with you all what may just be the funniest one yet.

My first dog was a poodle named Jenny and my mothers Maiden name was Jones.

Jenny Jones

How funny is that.

By the way I am not joking.

[dadwasright]

ok mine was "brandy brace"

[skiv426]

How about "Sparky Romestan"

[b-bike]

Mine would be... Pete Gotel

The wife's is Buttons Burk

The daughter's is Kizzy Pittman

[b-bike]

Hey Ego...

How close are you to Redding Ca. My sister lives just east of there and we visit her almost every summer. If your close enough we might hook up for a days ride. That is if your up for it?

[Unibomber]

First dog was Bump (yep, dads idea,,,,,)

Moms old name was Perry

Bump Perry,

Holy smokes thats a wacked name.

My next dog was

Bubba,

So

Bubba Perry

[MotoGreg]

As long as you're giving out your mother's maiden name can I also get your social security numbers?

[John_Lorenz]

MotoGreg

Ya shure its Fi-Fi-Fo Fi-Fo Sem-Sem-Fi

Oh wait thats Micheal Spinks Social ?

[Mark_UK]

Shawn Mc

nice dig at the britts

[trying to stop sides from splitting]

yes to enjoy britt humour you do need a special genetic code

this genetic code would first require your mother and father to have not previously of been brother and sister.

no need to get upset though i guess you always have "friends" and "the simpsons" ,,,,,,

which is kinda funny

[ May 07, 2002: Message edited by: Mark_UK ]

[John_Lorenz]

Cheers

No Thats funny

[thumper4life]

people actually watch "friends" ???? ?

[Oregon_Thumper]

Buster Peterson here.

I always heard to get your porn name it was to take your middle name and then the street your grew up on. This works good usually unless you lived on a number street.

[oldnbold]

I go by my Indian given name (ya'll know that old joke?)

Tripod Morningwood.

Intelligent "dancers" get it (ya know Porshe or Mercedes) the stupid ones don't and I ask them (the dumb ones) if they accept food stamps or quarters for a dance.

[Mark_UK]

MY kids wud be "CHUNKY LEWIS"

[Thumpy79]

"Buffy Neff" my first dog was female. Another way is your middle name followed by the street you grew up on.

mine-"Allen Wolf" now that's a porn star name!!