Another Fun Thread "I Hope"

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  • moto_madman

Posted April 08, 2002 - 05:45 PM


why replace it when you could duct tape it :)

Said while pulling the tank off a project bike.
Rich: "Thats a funny looking tank mount spacer"
Kev(me): "Thats because its a chain roller"

  • wnut426

Posted April 08, 2002 - 08:41 PM


the one i always live by
its works for me LOL


Posted April 08, 2002 - 08:55 PM


Dress for the crash, not for the ride.

  • Yamaha426flyer

Posted April 08, 2002 - 09:09 PM


The most famous words before the big crash "WATCH THIS"

  • Jeff_Bailey

Posted April 08, 2002 - 09:38 PM


For the former 2 strokers in all of us.

"If you have a extra brand new plug in your pack you can get away with running 20:1 oil mix, rich jetting, and dumping your bike over in a 3 foot stream, and the plug will not foul.

Ride without an extra plug and the darn thing will foul 25 miles from the trucks at the bottom of the steepest hill with an hour 45 miutes of sunlight left. It's a law of motorcycle nature."

Man, thank god I ride a thumper now.

  • Jeff_Bailey

Posted April 08, 2002 - 09:43 PM


Famous last words of the leader on a recent trail ride.

"Trust me, I know these trails like I know my own back yard"

10 minutes later:

"Really guys, the trucks are just over that ridge."

2 hours later, no gas, no water, no food, no trucks in sight:

"Do you think the bears are still in hibernation around here?"

  • hempking

Posted April 09, 2002 - 02:22 AM


"why can't we all just get along"

that's us and them

( tree huggers,eco freaks,people who think dirt bikers are all gang members,gov.people,cops,land wners,lawyers, etc etc) :D :)

  • hempking

Posted April 09, 2002 - 02:25 AM


"Yeah,I smoked pot...AND I liked it"

-Mayor Bloomberg of New York City :D :) :D :D

  • dhowell

Posted April 09, 2002 - 02:34 AM


"I thought I had it!"
"I swear I did it last week!"
"Thou shall not ask, 'Dude, can you kick this thing a couple of times for me?'"

  • AngryCandy

Posted April 09, 2002 - 06:58 AM


EARTH FIRST - we'll ride the other planets later

You know, that's going to feel a whole lot better after it stops hurting.

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  • m2g4b

Posted April 09, 2002 - 08:12 AM


'Practice makes perfect, but stupidity will be painful'

  • BFLee

Posted April 09, 2002 - 01:58 PM


Dude, you almost made it :)

  • couly

Posted April 09, 2002 - 02:17 PM


I fell off a ladder.


  • yzinger

Posted April 09, 2002 - 03:29 PM


Injured rider: "Doc, it hurts when I do this"(moving injured limb)
Doc: "Then don't do that"

  • DethWshBkr

Posted April 09, 2002 - 05:25 PM


i got another one....\
dad to the doctor....
"When can I get back on the motorcycle?"

Doctor to dad ....
"I don't recommend you EVER get back on it!"

I heard the same thing....oh well :)

  • osheen

Posted April 09, 2002 - 06:23 PM


OK, one more lap and then I'm quittin'................Ok just one more lap..........really now this is the last lap............I'm about to run out of gas I gotta quit.......This is it, last on and so on until I either run out of gas, get hurt or bike breaks.

  • John_Lorenz

Posted April 10, 2002 - 03:12 AM


Ok I broke my own rule of one , but Hey I started it :)
Thou Shalt Not Covet thy neighbors Bike, Thou Shalt Go and Buy a Bigger Better Faster One :D

Keep em coming I will post Friday the Entire List

These are great

[ April 10, 2002: Message edited by: EgoAhole ]

  • 4:20six

Posted April 10, 2002 - 07:47 AM


"If you didn't crash today, you weren't trying hard enough"

Rock out with ya cock out

  • Thumpy79

Posted April 10, 2002 - 07:50 AM


It's not the fall that hurts, it's the sudden stop when you hit the ground.

  • Guest_Guest_*

Posted April 10, 2002 - 10:14 AM


Yamaha has installed black boxes to record any problems before, during, and after flight.

Most conversations just before take off were....

"Hold my beer and watch this!!"


"Why drive when you can fly"

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