Wanna hear something funny
Posted April 04, 2002 - 05:14 AM
First I'd like to say sorry Rich, I know I broke my promise.
Last summer a few buddies got together. It was the end of the day and starting to get dark.
Most of the guys already left for home but me and my buddy Rich were talking about the day's ride and sipping on some brews.
I decided to put my bike in the truck before I had another beer........ so I pulled out my trusty 2 X 12 treated wood ramp. Got on big blue and rode it in the back of my truck.
Rich says "You're going to bust your a$$ riding that bike up in the back of that truck one of these days".
I say..."everyone tells me that but I'm good bro......you wanna use it to load your bike"?
He says, "Hell no...I'm not that stupid!!!!"
Well I get a beer out for me and give one to him....we're talking about riding and bikes and the whole time he's eyeballing that ramp.
I said "well Rich...I'd better get going...you sure you don't want to use my ramp to load your bike.....I mean don't do it if your scared"
Hey!!! F-you...I'm not scared...give me that dam thing.
Keep in mind...Rich drives a small truck...a Chevy S-10.
Ol' Rich gets on his bike and fires it up....pulls up to the ramp....... lines it up straight....I could tell he was not wanting to do this
He backs his bike up a few feet and revs his motor up a tad and gently eases out on the clutch....then someething went wront...
His front tire no more touches the ramp and he panics....pins the bike wide open and dumps the clutch......he freaking lauches into the back of the truck...almost clearing the cab but hits just above the rear glass....the impact was so hard it complety throws him off the bike and over the side of the truck....the last thing i saw was the soles of his Alpine Stars..then... poof...ugggggg
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH My God I have never laughed or will ever laugh that hard in my life.
I know I promised to never tell anyone this story...again I'm sorry Rich...are we still friends???? LOL
Posted April 04, 2002 - 05:39 AM
I promised my Brothet I would never tell,
My Real Bro was in the army station in Hawaii, He and some buds got a weekend pass so the decided to hooker up some babes and the local bar and dive. Well As he tells me he got to dancing and kissing on this real fine Polinesion gal, on thing lead to another and Whammmo he is in the Motel Room with this fine Poilenesion gal.
As He told me I sware this is true, He got to the heavy neckin part and started to put out the search for other terratories, well low and behold he finds the mark. Thats when he found out his Poinesion gal was Name MARK
True Story, I promised I would never tell anyone. Man I have never been that drunk
Whats this got to do with Dirt Bike Bench racing ?
Plenty and here is the moral of this story
Never twist a grip unless its on a bike
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And you will drive by that Box all your life and laugh, thats what makes us so unigue and life so fulfilling, Thanks for sharing that
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The next day we take the Oddessy up to Berthoud along with my bike and my buddy says that he thinks he has the brakes fixed. So we get there and park up at the top of the track with high expectation for the new toy. Well the brakes seem to be holding so we fire it up with my buddy in the drivers seat. Like a rocket the thing takes off (turns out that the trottle is stuck wide open) with no brakes. He tries to stop it by turning it to the off position but the regular off-on-off switch is bassackwards and is on-off-on. He turns 90 degrees and all the sudden the buggy stops and it appears that the rear wheel has gone ito a trench. Well after a second the wheel comes rolling out from behind the buggy and began its decent down the hill. One of the guys we were up with retrived the wheel before it got to far away because I couldn't stand up because I was laughing so hard.
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That was halariuos, I have that mental picture in my mind, willkeep me snikering all day.
To bad ya did not get a pic of that
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Posted April 05, 2002 - 09:40 PM
The other one was with my brother when we were jumping in and out of riverbed. I came off about an 8 foot embankment down towards the river. It looked like grass, and it was but it was like some kind of hellish marsh grass that was floating on water. Needless to say the tires broke right through and the bike stopped dead in its tracks, but I didn't. I did a perfect backflop over the bars into the soup. When I got up the bike still sitting upright buried up to the bottom of the motor. The only thing I could hear was my brother yowling. He was laughing so hard he fell over and dropped his CZ, which was always a good site for me. Damn Czech's...
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