Why motorcycles are better than women

8 replies to this topic
  • Bamster

Posted December 01, 2003 - 06:12 AM


Not terribly PC but it's a cheap laugh..........yes, I'm a bad, bad person.


Motorcycles only need their fluids changed every 2,000 miles.
Motorcycles' curves never sag.
Motorcycles last longer.
Motorcycles don't get pregnant.
You can ride a Motorcycles any time of the month.
Motorcycles don't have parents.
Motorcycles don't whine unless something is really wrong.
You can kick your Motorcycle to wake it up.
You can share your Motorcycle with your friends.
If your Motorcycle makes too much noise, you can buy a muffler.
You only need to get a new chain or belt for your Motorcycle when the old one is _really_ worn.
If your Motorcycle smokes, you can do something about it.
Motorcycles don't care about how many other Motorcycles you have ridden.
When riding, you and your Motorcycle both arrive at the same time.
Motorcycles don't care about how many other Motorcycles you have.
Motorcycles don't mind if you look at other Motorcycles, or if you buy
Motorcycle magazines.
New Motorcycles must be asked for, and if you don't want to pay for them, you don't get them.
If your Motorcycle goes flat, you can fix it.
If your Motorcycle is too loose, you can tighten it.
If your Motorcycle is too soft, you can get different shocks.
If your Motorcycle is misaligned, you don't have to discuss politics to correct it.
You can have a beer while riding your Motorcycle.
You can have a black Motorcycle and show it to your parents.
You don't have to be jealous of the guy that works on your Motorcycle.
You don't have to deal with priests or blood-tests to register your Motorcycle.
You don't have to convince your Motorcycle that you're a motorcyclist
and that you think that Motorcycles are equals.
If you say bad things to your Motorcycle, you don't have to apoligize
before you can ride it again.
You can ride a Motorcycle as long as you want and it won't get sore.
Your parents don't remain in touch with your old Motorcycle after you dump it.
Motorcycles always feel like going for a ride.
Motorcycles don't insult you if you are a bad rider.
Your Motorcycle never wants a night out alone with the other Motorcycles.
Motorcycles don't care if you are late.
You don't have to take a shower before riding your Motorcycle.
It's always ok to use tie downs on your Motorcycle.
If your Motorcycle doesn't look good, you can paint it or get better parts.
You can't get diseases from a Motorcycle you don't know very well.

  • Ronnie Mac

Posted December 01, 2003 - 07:49 PM


How about you dont have to cuddle after you go for a ride. :) :D

  • Sylvain

Posted December 01, 2003 - 08:02 PM


The longest period I had the same bike was from 1979 to 2002. I sold it to get back to serious dirt riding with a wr 426. :)

When I sold it, to an Oklaoma resident, I received about the same amount of $$ that I paid back then.

I've been married since 1985, and I'm sure I wouldn't get the same return of investment on my loved one if I was to get a newer model :D :D.

In fact I think I wouldn't be able to get anything new for a long time if that happens !! :D

  • Alabama_Rider

Posted December 01, 2003 - 11:02 PM


And, you don't have to convince your motorcycle you love it before you can ride it... :)

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  • William

Posted December 02, 2003 - 07:00 AM


Ho, and one more thing all you guys are a bunch of HOMO'S. :)

  • Ronnie Mac

Posted December 02, 2003 - 08:29 PM


If my memory service me right William is short for homosexual in French. :) :D

  • aremean_troy

Posted December 02, 2003 - 09:03 PM



  • William

Posted December 03, 2003 - 12:08 AM


Well as always you are wrong, froggy. :)

  • Math

Posted December 03, 2003 - 01:11 PM


You can have a beer while riding your Motorcycle

Talk about some high class :) :D :D :D


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